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    Dec

    2008

    Bionic Breasts? E-mail
    Written by JoeYGunZ   

    The concept of bionics was first personified in pop culture via Steve Austin (Lee Majors) in the 70 TV Series "The Six Million Dollar Man."  In this author’s opinion, the greatest medical advances to date in medical bionics are the artificial heart and the penal implant!  Could the breast implant be the next addition to this list of medical marvels?  Since it has no mechanical functionality the breast implant is currently considered a prosthetic device, but that could all change. 

     

     

    Novalert, a start up medical device company has filed patents for and is currently developing several products to monitor and control breast implants. Novalert’s Breast Implant Monitoring (BIM) system is based on a dime-sized microchip that is attached to an implant before it is inserted into the body. To assess the integrity of the implant shell and determine if there is free silicone within the breast (outside of the implant), Novalert uses a reading device that is placed outside the body, over an implant outfitted with the chip; and in the event of a rupture, the device will indicate so.

    Last Updated ( Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:16 )
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    2008

    Smokey Eye Make Up Tutorial E-mail
    Written by JoeYGunZ   

    Photographer won't foot the bill for a makeup artist?  Don't fret.  There are hundreds of make up tutorials floating on the web.  Found this one at  Howcast.  Wasn't very impressed until I saw the before look.  Enjoy.

    Last Updated ( Saturday, 29 November 2008 10:42 )
     

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    Nov

    2008

    No Press is Bad Press E-mail
    Written by JoeYGunZ   

    If no press is bad press then JoeYGunZ has just received his first bit of great press.  Its official, I have my first critic/anti-fan/sleazy-internet-stalker.  Actually, I have my first very funny critic/anti-fan/sleazy-internet-stalker.  No, seriously, it feels good to see that Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead gets the JoeYGunZ persona.  I have never been one to take myself seriously and LBYD so eloquently points that out. Thanks, Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead for helping the JoeYGunZ legend grow!

    Last Updated ( Wednesday, 26 November 2008 17:38 )
     

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    Nov

    2008

    Beauty Queen Gone Wild!!! E-mail
    Written by JoeYGunZ   
    Dub Sac of da Chronic - $20.00
    Dinner with friends - $47.07
    Skipping out the check and getting busted for possession after returning to retrieve your purse – PRICELESS! 
     
    The ex-Miss Louisiana Teen USA, Lindsey Evans, is an outlaw. All I can say is, “Thank God for Max Factor and Photoshop.“
     
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     Allegedly, Lindsey and a few of her friends were dining out when they decide to skip out on the check.  Just some good old fashioned teen fun until Lindsey realized that she left her purse at the restaurant.  Of course, when she returned for the purse the police were laying in wait.  To make matters worse, the cops searched her purse, found a bag of marijuana and wisped Miss Evans off to the slammer. (see her cute little mug shot above) To make matters worse Miss Teen USA pageant officials stripped Lindsey of her crown, bummer. 
     
    Now the naysayers and player-haters will berate Lindsey with undue criticisms and spiteful judgments as evident in the video below.  I say let’s look on the bright side of this equation.  In the age of Google, any news is good news.  Lindsey should immediately capitalize on newfound popularity by endorsing Barack Obama and posing for Playboy (where is Hef when you need him?).  Lindsey your future is happening right now.  You just got noticed at www.JoeYGunZ.com.
     
    Last Updated ( Tuesday, 04 November 2008 22:15 )
     

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    2008

    Economic Woes - Top Agency Elite Slashes 60 Models E-mail
    Written by JoeYGunZ   
    Who is that absolutely gorgeous vixen standing behind you in the unemployment line?  She might be an Elite model or should I say Ex-Elite model.  According to Fashionista, the down turn in the economy has forced Elite to slash 60 girls from its roster.  Allegedly, the famed agency feared they would not be able to recoup expenses: apartment rents, airfare, etc., for listing the models. Might we see an increase in the talent level and model membership at independent online model/photographer forums like OMP and ModelMayhem? Only time will tell.
    Last Updated ( Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:59 )
     
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